Obedient Wife !!!

The Obedient Wife!!!

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real “miser” when it came to his money. 

Just before he died, he said to his wife…

“When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.”

And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him. 

Well, he died.

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there – dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.

When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, “Wait just a moment!” She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away.

So her friend said,

“Girl, I know you were not a fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband.”

The loyal wife replied,

“Listen, I’m a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him. “

“You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?”

“I sure did,” said the wife.

“I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a check…. If he can cash it, then he can spend it.”

Send this to every clever female you know, and to every man who thinks they are smarter than woman!!!








One day some wise men, who were going about the country trying to find answers to some of the great questions of their time, came to Nasreddin’s district and asked to see the wisest man in the place.


Nasreddin was brought forward and a big crowd gathered to listen.


The first wise man began by asking, “Where is the exact center of the world?”


“It is under my right heel,” answered Nasreddin.


“How can you prove that?” asked the first wise man.


“If you don’t believe me,” answered Nasreddin, “measure and see.”


The first wise man had nothing to answer to that, so the second wise man asked his question.


“How many stars are there in the sky?” he said.


“As many as there are hairs on my donkey,” answered Nasreddin.


“What proof have you got of that?” asked the second wise man.


“If you don’t believe me,” answered Nasreddin, “count the hairs on my donkey and you will see.”


“That’s foolish talk,” said the other.


“How can one count the hairs on a donkey?”


“Well,” answered Nasreddin, “How can one count the stars in the sky?  If one is foolish talk, so is the other.”


The second wise man was silent.


The third wise man was becoming annoyed with Nasreddin and his answers, so he said, “You seem to know a lot about your donkey, so can you tell me how many hairs there are in its tail?”


“Yes,” answered Nasreddin.


“There are exactly as many hairs in its tail as there are in your beard.”


“How can you prove that?” said the other.


“I can prove it very easily,” answered Nasreddin.


“You can pull one hair out of my donkey’s tail for every one I pull out of your beard. If the hairs on my donkey’s tail do not come to an end at exactly the same time as the hairs in your beard, I will admit that I was wrong.”


Of course, the third wise man was not willing to do this, so the crowd declared Nasreddin the winner of the day’s arguments.